using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman, via blowyourcomposure)
Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
Watching this literally makes me shake with anger.
People are so. fucking. stupid.
I really love how Anderson makes her look like a dumbass.
| a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie | math test: |
| the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs | history test: |
| explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" | literature test: |
| The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. | physics tests: |
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
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| why | me in social situations: |
| why | me when someone talks to me: |
| why | me when nobody talks to me: |
| why | me when i have to get out of bed: |
| why | me when there's no food left: |
FUCK SCHOOL AND DRUGS AND MY PARENTS AND BOOZE AND AUTHORITY AND SOCIETY MAN FUCK THE WORLD AND BITCHES IM HARDCORE AS FUCK MOM CAN YOU DRIVE ME TO THE SHOW
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